Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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