so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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