You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Duck Duck Cougar?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize
