As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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