with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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