remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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