The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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