Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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