I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I wish you could order shots online.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
When are your genitals available?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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