I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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