it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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