Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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