I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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