wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just blew my weed a kiss
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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