Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The power of my boobs compel you
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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