Duck Duck Cougar?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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