The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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