she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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