It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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