I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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