guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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