then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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