Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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