Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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