Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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