if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Drunk
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Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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