Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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