Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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