Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
