normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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