I CAN MOONWALK!
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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