I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
