Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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