what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
My life is pants optional.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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