My nipple is on Facebook.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I wish i was in the wii world.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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