whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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