So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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