playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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