ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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