3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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