I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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