Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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