I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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