so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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