You made me cry and you don't even care
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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