We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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