are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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