Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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