think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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