..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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